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IRS

Instantly Regret Selling

You weren't supposed to sell...

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> $IRS is the only token that audits your soul the moment you hit sell.

> Don't be like the dog... he regrets selling.

> If you sold the bottom, $IRS already knows. The dog is watching the chart. The dog is always watching.

You weren't supposed to sell...

TOKENOMICS

(numbers totally audited by the dog)

1,000,000,000
Total Supply
give or take a few zeros
0%
Tax
(the IRS already took it)
100%
Regret on Sell
guaranteed by the dog
∞
Coping Mechanism
renewable resource

ROADMAP

(a five-stage descent into regret)

Q1
Launch & Liftoff
Fair launch on-chain, liquidity locked, community channels open. First sellers immortalized in the Wall of Regret.
Q2
Community Ignition
10k holders, meme contests, partnerships with fellow degen communities, and the first round of $IRS merch drops.
Q3
Listings & Liquidity
Tier-1 CEX listings, expanded DEX pools across chains, and a transparent treasury dashboard.
Q4
Utility Unlocked
Holder-only staking vault, leaderboards, and an on-chain 'Cope Index' that tracks paperhand activity in real time.
Q∞
Eternal Regret
Cross-chain expansion, IRL events, charity burns, and a permanent monument to everyone who sold the bottom.